January 04, 2006
Quick Thoughts...
TEN THINGS I’VE LEARNED FROM MY OFFICE JOB
· Beer bongs at lunch are frowned upon
· If you have to share an office, vote against free burrito Fridays
· Right now as you are reading this, somebody is going through your desk
· There are such things as inappropriate jokes
· Bonus is not a real word. Nobody seems to know what it means
· If you sexually harass somebody, make sure they are ugly. There is less chance you will get sued and they may actually thank you
· Everyone just assumes that the coffee make gets cleaned
· At some point you will turn and hit you knee on you desk so hard you’ll wish you were dead
· Yes, that brand new hire is making more money than you doing the same job
- There is a 72% chance that you will be replaced by a robot in the next four years…and yes….the robot will also be making more money than you did
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thank you thank you thank you thank you frickin finally!!!!
Posted by: kelly | January 05, 2006
ten things I have learned about Ryan's blog
1. If you try to hold your breath while waiting for a new post, you will turn blue and pass out.
2. If you expect to see more than one post in 6 months time you will be dissapointed.
3. Coming back and rereading previous posts over and over just makes things worse because you want new material.
4. Even when Ryan buys himself a new computer for the sole purpose of writing more, there will still not be any new posts.
5. If you close your eyes and cross your fingers while chanting please please please and then click on Ryan's blog there will be no new posts.
6.Come sleet or snow or rain or man eating locusts there will not be new posts.
7. Whining, begging and generally trying to shame Ryan will not produce any new posts.
8. Bribing will not produce any new posts.
9.There is a better chance of being struck by lightning while winning the lottery then there is being a new post on this site.
10. And the 10th thing I have learned from Ryan's blog? I may as well stick to myspace.
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над теплым одеялом. Это сделало ее чувство самим секс отели
чувственный. О, но она ненавидела есть осужденный, чтобы быть один в ее комнате.
изучение. И грунтовал в течение трех недель! Это невынеслось бы. Она должна
придитесь выйти из положения.
виртуальный гей
Прямо сейчас она задавалась вопросом, с чем бы она онанировала? Она
использовала
playboy август
обо всем уже, и беспрестанно искал новые объекты
онанируйте. гей пенза
Она хотела пробовать coke бутылку, но ее лучшая подруга, Сюзи, сказала
ее, что это было плохим. Бутылка создала бы всасывающий и тянула ее
внутренние части. Она не хотела этого. Она любила свое тело тоже м.
порно летитбит
новосибирские геи
Posted by: AnenteeSkique | October 20, 2008
There was this guy see.
He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts".
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
"Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me"
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
"Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?"
"O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me"
A few moments later...
"Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?"
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me."
A few moments later...
"DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???"
"O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom."
A few moments later...
"Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?"
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Su internet aumentano i siti web di aste al ribasso , asta al ribasso . “Si gioca al ribasso”, attraverso il meccanismo delle aste al ribasso sul web. È l’ultima intuitiva creazione scovata nell’infinito universo della rete.
Sul portale www.astabassa.it , si può acquistare di tutto al prezzo più basso della rete con un’offerta bassa e soprattutto unica. Il congegno è lineare e le transazioni sono assolutamente prive di pericoli. Nella vetrina “Aste Aperte” delle aste al ribasso sono esposte le proposte commerciali, comprensive del reale valore, ed il tempo residuo stimato per lanciare l’offerta, naturalmente al ribasso (asta al ribasso ).
Dopo aver scelto il prodotto (un week-end distensivo piuttosto che uno scooter, ma anche orologi, cellulari e televisioni), si punta sul prezzo esatto per assicurarselo: vince l’asta, l’utente che ha formulato l’offerta ad un prezzo inferiore e soprattutto unico. Se infatti il prezzo prescelto è già opzionato, le due offerte automaticamente decadono. Se due utenti, ad esempio, decidono di offrire dieci euro per un computer portatile, entrambi vengono eliminati dal gioco, mentre se un terzo ne offre undici, ed è l’unico a presentare l’offerta più bassa, il computer portatile è venduto a soli undici euro. Ecco come funzionano le aste al ribasso .
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