Useless Brain Vomit

 

TEN THINGS I’VE LEARNED FROM MY OFFICE JOB
·         Beer bongs at lunch are frowned upon
·         If you have to share an office, vote against free burrito Fridays
·         Right now as you are reading this, somebody is going through your desk
·         There are such things as inappropriate jokes
·         Bonus is not a real word.  Nobody seems to know what it means
·         If you sexually harass somebody, make sure they are ugly.  There is less chance you will get sued and they may actually thank you
·         Everyone just assumes that the coffee make gets cleaned
·         At some point you will turn and hit you knee on you desk so hard you’ll wish you were dead

·         Yes, that brand new hire is making more money than you doing the same job

• There is a 72% chance that you will be replaced by a robot in the next four years…and yes….the robot will also be making more money than you did