Useless Brain Vomit

O.K. So the story is kinda sad...but I have not laughed that hard at a article title in a while. It sounds like it should be something out of the Onion....accompanied by "Syphilis Outbreak Hampers Rhino Lovemaking".

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/penguins_chlamydia

Because I know you all have been dying to make your own...here is the 411. Long Live William Katt!

http://www.megomuseum.com/custom/resources/gah.shtml

As some of you already know because I felt the uncontrollable need to point it out, their is a post on the door at the giant Barnes and Noble at the Grove. On the door are the words "Caution Automatic/Manual Door". I kid you not.

This led my mind on quite a confusing adventure trying to find the logic behind this. Of course their isn't any, but I thought something posted on a bookstore (I do believe most books are meant to teach us or at the least expand our mind and/or entertain, with the exception of John Grisham books, which I still have not quite figured out what they are for..maybe people living in Nebraska) should make some sense. Maybe their is a schedule that they forgot to post. Like on Monday-Thursday it is a manual door, but then Friday through Sunday it is automatic. Perhaps it is a real L.A. smart door, and only opens automatically for beautiful people with the hopes that the ugly will get frustrated and leave with the prospect of actually having to manually open a door. It could be that they know the door is a peice of shit and will break down all the time, so this way it looks like a design feature instead of a flaw. "Hey...why is this door not automatically opening!! I want a free double cafinated expresso latte smoothy with carmel and nicotine! Oh..never mind...I did not see that it was a automatic/manual door. Never mind. I'll be in the erotica section."

Oh well. I have no answer. I guess my only recourse is to take a picture and send it to Jay Leno in hopes of a small $$ reward.